Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Canon Fluid

Not pedantic about the established canon for fandom. You love the fandom, and are able to enjoy where the new versions take you.

"Weren't they still enemies then? Oh, this is not canon, but that is okay. I am Canon Fluid."

by Ballalucci June 19, 2022

Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.

Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

Fluid

Noun. A slang term for someone who is hypocritical, judgmental, and identifies as non-binary.

Women’s studies classes are getting cancelled by the fluids because they aren’t inclusive enough.

by BWilde07 May 13, 2022

reprogramming fluids

Cum, the fluids that come out of a reprogrammer when it is has been sufficently stimulated. When introduced into a woman's reprogramming port it can begin the process of reprogramming her into a human incubator

Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

Liquid light fluid

The substance that is in the traffic lights that disappear when you travel beneath them.

Traffic lights that appear as though they have "liquid light fluid" in them when you pass under them.

by Johnnyfingers July 17, 2009

Gender Fluid

A delicious soup that is not available to the general public.

Me when i can't drink the gender fluid:

by IHATENIGGER123 December 8, 2022