twat cone

A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.

"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."

by 9109bm December 28, 2014

cone-o

The act of failing to jump over an orange traffic cone resulting in penetration of the anus.

Dude, did you see John get that cone-o earlier?

by The dominator1386 March 3, 2014

cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.

When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!

by GlazeHer October 10, 2017

Cone Action

Taking a dump. Also known as Cone Axshone. The symbol for this act is \ /.

Man, I just ate a pile of tacos and now it's time for cone action!

by Muggsman December 27, 2008

cone packer

A cone packer or cone packers; people who pack pre rolled cone joints and can’t actually roll

Kelvin: yo bro look at that kid filling his joint

Dylan: what a cone packer

by Cone packer May 12, 2018

Sludge Cone

A Sludge Cone is the remnants of bong debris and resin being cleared from the pipe, and then re-smoked to get high.

“pulled a fat sludge cone, that shit got me fucked up”
“i ran out of weed so it’s time to clean out my bong and have a sludge cone”

by Jonahdelreyy July 5, 2023

Jimmy Cone

the act of a traffic cone being stuck up a females vagina then sticking your dick through the hole at the top of it and then having sex. All while eating ice cream

Person one: did you hear that john and sarah had a Jimmy cone?
Person two: They got ice cream?
Person one: They got a lot more than just ice cream...

by ManMan6t9 November 17, 2021