Zach is such a closet case, he says he like women, but we all know he wants a big warm cock in his asshole.
by bigfuckindick September 22, 2006
A person who hides their jewish heritage to be accepted in society. Also known as a: Crypto Jew
Note: This can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.
Note: This can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.
I could be considered a closet jew, because I want to be jewish, but I'm afraid of being rejected by my family and friends.
by Yerushalauim BatSheva November 28, 2010
a small, dark, and cramped space (perhaps a closet, bathroom, or car) in which desperate high school/college students get it on.
by Robette October 19, 2006
When someone (usually a male) conceals the fact that he or she is a virgin due to age and embarrassment
Person A: Man I had my first puss when I was like 12 hbu?
Person B (Closet Virgin): Yeah my first time was in high school with the really shy exchange student who only talked to me
Person A: Yeah? How was it?
Person B: Oh you know... really hot but awkward, like in books or movies
Person B (Closet Virgin): Yeah my first time was in high school with the really shy exchange student who only talked to me
Person A: Yeah? How was it?
Person B: Oh you know... really hot but awkward, like in books or movies
by jackyboy342523 December 08, 2010
Can't think of an example for closet homosexuals . >.<
by unknown spunk April 30, 2006
songs you f*ckin' rock out to ONLY when your by yourself because admitting that you listen to them to your friends would make you lose MAJOR cool points and that would be MAYJAH!!!
Example songs & artists:
Bleeding Love: Leona Lewis, Leona Lewis in general, Love Song: Sara Bareillas, I'm No Good for You: Amy Winehouse, Colbie Caliet, So Sick:Ne-yo, ke$ha... all ke$ha jams are closet jams, Kelly Clarkson too.... the list goes on and on but you know exactly what I'm talkin' bout!
Bleeding Love: Leona Lewis, Leona Lewis in general, Love Song: Sara Bareillas, I'm No Good for You: Amy Winehouse, Colbie Caliet, So Sick:Ne-yo, ke$ha... all ke$ha jams are closet jams, Kelly Clarkson too.... the list goes on and on but you know exactly what I'm talkin' bout!
by A. (f-bomb).P April 27, 2010
a girl who acts super conservative & reserved in public, but is always secretly thinking dirty thoughts and having sex behind closed doors.
by mootix123 November 19, 2008