Ripping puss

Queef.
The equivalent of Ripping Ass.
A fart from the vagina.

Man, I queefed so much last night, I couldn't stop ripping puss

by Spobret March 28, 2021

Puss stache

When you scratchy your pussy with a finger, and then place the same finger under someone's nose, to resemble a moustache.

My girlfriend surprised me when she put her finger under my nose and gave me a puss stache.

by Little Miss Coathanger June 27, 2015

Puss Fat

A bulging pouch of skin that starts at the bottom of the stomach and ends at the top of the vajayjay. It bulges further out from top to bottom and peaks in the center. Picture slicing a world globe in half and placing it below the stomach.

Steve: Hey Bill, think you could find that girls vajayjay?

Bill: I'd have to look under her puss fat for sure. That vajayjay hasn't seen daylight since Christ was a baby.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

Platinum Puss

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.

Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 9, 2022

carbon puss

A cranky person at a social event. It can be plural for multiple cranky people at a social event.

What is up with the carbon pusses in the living room?

by BritMen November 24, 2016

Puss-emotions

A girl's emotions that are related to her pussy and it's needs.

Puss-emotional - when a girl feels the emotional of her pussy to a relatively high degree.

Puss-emotionless - when a girl feels little or no emotional pull from her pussy.

"Tanya was blinded by her puss-emotions to such a degree that she fucked everything in sight!"

"It's 11:11, make a wish!"

"I hope my girlfriend isn't puss-emotionless tonight!"

"Scott was playing with my girlfriend's puss-emotions. He sent her a picture of his stunning black cock."

by Troiweschuck May 19, 2014

Bro-puss

A girl that isn't conventionally attractive, but has an infectious bro-personality that you cannot pull yourself away from. A girl that you can't understand. But you adore. Bro-puss.

Trevor- "I can't figure it out, man."
Mitch- "I know what it is man, she's a bro-puss."

by Philosophical genius June 17, 2013