Taffy

An informal name for a Welshman

Taffy was a Welshman Taffy was a theif, Taffy came to my house and stole my Sunday beef, I went to Taffy’s place and Taffy was in bed, So I put on my boxing gloves and punched him on the head.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Sack Taffy

When you grabs somebody's scrotum and pull it as hard as you can until it's like Laffy Taffy (Willy Wonka's Candy). You can also get the mans scrotum and put it in an egg beater and have the "sack" get pulled into a long thin Laffy Taffy like ball sack.

Man 1: Dude don't go out with her, she gave me a "sack taffy".

Man 2: No, i like it rough *winks*.

by Keffin December 17, 2008

Tafthole

A person attending the Taft School. Also see "Taftie."

Lauren and Brendan are such Taftholes! They need to come back to McTernan.

by Ross Brennan May 3, 2005

tafkam

The manouevre of taking a Ken doll (from the Barbie line of dolls) and shoving it up your ass to invoke pleasure.

Look at that guy, he's gone into that toy shop. I bet he's going for a tafkam later.

by Woopee June 11, 2006

TAFT

Totes Awesome For Toes .. that's all you need to know

"dude how's your ice cream"
"It's TAFT"

or

"Hey I got you this v-neck band tee just because"
"OMG you're so TAFT!"

by I'm Taft October 8, 2011

laffy taffy

On YouTube, in the video The Juggernaut, Bitch! It is what the character "Ketchup's" costume is made of.

"Look at me, I'm made out of Laffy Taffy, mutherfucka."

by KGBostonMA January 10, 2008

taff cunt

A person of Welsh origin. Similar to a lime cunt, but a taff one.

Fuck off you hippy looking taff cunt.

by Badger Baiter March 26, 2009