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Swoop and poop

When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.
At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.
by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019
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Half moon swoop

A sex position in which the female, or bottom, is in a back bend position, while the man, or top, is on arial silks with and erect penis. He then swoops back and forth as he inserts his dick in the vagina or anus til climax.
The half moon swoop should never be attempted!
by That bottom bitch October 17, 2019
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senior swoop

When senior pursues a relationship with a junior within the first few weeks of school starting.
Man Tony is such a senior swooper he is dating a junior.
by Broomboy6788766 August 30, 2023
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Gettin Swooped

When someone enters your group and basically performs theft on a mutually achieved task.
Joseph was Gettin swooped from my mates nightfall and by god he stole all the loot.
Joseph Swoopington
by dooos1er February 10, 2015
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Powell Swoop

When you go and flirt with the PMSs daughter and literally take her away from an event and smash in your designated area
I gave her the ol Powell Swoop during a training meeting
by Wicketshmart December 17, 2021
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Swooping

When your about to stick the tip in then you back a bit starts cawing and flapping your arms and swoop in
Why the fuck are you swooping on me, just stick it in
by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere May 25, 2018
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Swoop and Dial

Asking a girl to "see" her phone, just so can put your number in it and call yourself. Therefore getting her number without asking for it.
Swoop and Dial: No example needed ....you know EXACTLY what I mean. smh
by EyeEyeEye January 9, 2012
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