r/swoosh

A subreddit for When someone misses the joke on internet and takes it seriously.

On an internet conversation
Anon1: Some joke
Anon2: it shouldn’t be like this. Bla bla bla
Anon3/anon1: r/swoosh

by AgentSpott July 22, 2018

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Swoop

To steal quickly, or slyly

"I totally swooped steve's cookie"

by GhoulMasterX February 6, 2003

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swoop and swap

To shoplift or "hustle" someplace or someone by means of surprise (i.e Asking a complex or incomplete question in order to distract the person being "hustled")

That nigga asked me "Hey, I'm looking for the diet water in the Freudian personality section. Do you know the coordinates of it?" and ran the fuck out with a subway sandwich. I can't believed he swoop and swap my ass.

by ching blang June 29, 2008

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SWOOP

The act of having finesse in everything you do. It can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun. Although it can have many different meanings that is the main definition. Members in SWOOP, aka the swoop fam, wear handmade bracelets and have their own call/sound (SUE-WOOP). When a member of SWOOP makes "the call" all members must respond with the call (SUE-WOOP). To go along with the call swoop fam also has a hand sign. This worldwide movement was started in Indianapolis, Indiana.

Chris: "Bro your outfit has so much swoop today!"
Caleb: "Aye right on"

Random Person: "What does swoop mean?"
Member of swoop: "If you know...you know. Issa movement."

*Walks into class* "SWOOOOP" *Whole class yells* "SWOOOOP"

by yournamehere November 15, 2017

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