"Just taking my swooping break on Twitter in the bathroom."
"I liked your post on Instagram while swooping on the toilet."
"I liked your post on Instagram while swooping on the toilet."
by MaxMonster April 17, 2021
Get the Swoopingmug. A tendril of anime hair that stick out
by #onesimp August 27, 2023
Get the Tufty Swoopsmug. by oblythatguy1 March 7, 2024
Get the Swoopmug. A female or male you are in the talking phase with but there’s nothing serious going on in the relationship.
by 904Oniichan March 4, 2022
Get the Swoopmug. When your about to stick the tip in then you back a bit starts cawing and flapping your arms and swoop in
by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere May 25, 2018
Get the Swoopingmug. Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the swoop up and squat downmug. Swoop Im out!
by Drippysynonyms November 22, 2021
Get the Swoopmug.