Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.
Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.
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suburban white nigger... an ethnically white and culturally american suburban individual that dresses, speaks or acts in such a fashion as to emulate black gangster behavior derogatory
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