Swedish Hypebeast

A young person that flexes overrated brands like Gant, Ralph laruen, Morris and other similar brands. To not have anny sence of fashion just to mix up the brands and just wear that has an expensive brand and flex on eachother.

Swedish Hypebeast- I just bought a Morris jacket! to match my Gant sweatshirt .
Normal person- Wow you are such a Swedish Hypebeast.

by nochhetrapper December 1, 2017

Swedish cream

A small white sticky ball of sweet delight. Made by men for women

i gave my girl a swedish cream last night

by R-tech May 28, 2018

swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.

I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.

by Biglig April 10, 2016

Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.

You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet

by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018

Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.

Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.

by Ludditeright January 27, 2014

Swedish Mimosa

A drink that consists of prosecco or sparkling white wine mixed with Lingonberry Juice. The Lingonberry replaces the traditional orange juice of a mimosa.

Thomas, I'd love a mimosa for brunch. Seeing as we are in Scandinavia, let's make it a Swedish Mimosa!

by Breeced! September 16, 2022

swedish landmine

When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart

Oh dude, you laid down another Swedish landmine, aww Taco Bell.

by Wildstorm867 April 26, 2015