Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 06, 2017

Sweaty Texter

See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.

Ugh, they're such a sweaty texter.

by CreativeInsomnia September 07, 2010

Sweaty Pocket

(v) the act of inserting your hand down the pants and into the vagina of a sweaty female. Often in a public setting.

(n) A sweaty vagina to be in the pants fingered

I just had my hand in that chick's sweaty pocket.

by SmellyMell April 19, 2015

Sweaty Badger

When a girl with a full on underbeard gets excited, or works out.

'Oooh, that Insanity DVD gave me a right sweaty badger'

by ALittleFlffyOwl February 27, 2014

Sweaty Gash

A hot whisker biscuit

A healthy vagina after a jog

After my pole dancing set, I first thing I do backstage is wash my sweaty gash.

by Fodangle January 21, 2022

Sweaty Mammoth

An insult; Someone who is extremely dumb, and unbelievably stupid. They tend to play Aussie Rules Football or soccer. They are either fat or buff, and speak in an extremely strong wog accent.

"Piss of ya sweaty mammoth."

by \_TahLiL_/ March 07, 2019

Sweaty Pigs

When your feet aggressively sweat from doing coke

Damn, skiing made my pigs sweaty.

I got some sweaty pigs

by SkellyKee October 15, 2021