Sweaty Gee

An actual God, he is the best fucking singer in the world, he will twist your asshole into knots just by making eye contact with you. His performance of all star makes the ladies so wet and he can get any bitch he wants.

Person 1: have you seen the new video by brennan perry?
Person 2: yeah, sweaty gee made me super wet

by anal.annihilator July 7, 2019

sweaty panda

When a fat interracial couple uses their sweat as lube

Yo your mom was my sweaty panda last night

by Tellmewhatsyourhandle November 12, 2021

Sweaty trumpet

Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.

After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.

by The Gerk July 13, 2010

Sweaty gee

A man of class. A man of power. He powers our younger generation. He can speak to boss baby using only a fidget spinner. Sweaty gee is the epitome of all men. If you see Sweaty Gee, bow at his feet, marvel in his devine presence. Sweaty gee is the man you wish you were. You cant compete with him. You will never meet a man like Sweaty Gee.

Hey yall. Its Sweaty gee. Im going to rap the bee movie script.

by SweatyWorshiper July 7, 2019

Sweaty Bevis

What happens when you complete a workout on Apple Watch when walking to the car.

I was walking to my car and achieved a Sweaty Bevis

by Yodelayhoo November 17, 2018

Sweaty Sal

Often derived as a benchmark for how sweaty you are, this phrase has applied to sweaty men with the name Salvatore or Salvatoray, this is due to the rhythm of both Words starting with 'S'. The unfortunate thing about this is that usually it comes at a cost and the Sals that are named it usually burn and sweat to death. It is advised to take caution when approaching this matter

"Hey sweaty sal, going the mersh tonight'
"his sweating more then sweaty sal at a cricket pitch"

by Adzmazing October 11, 2012

Sweaty Emma

When you went out really hard the day before but you need to party again but your body says no. And suddenly you have to take a bit dump and start to sweat so hard on the toilet, after the huge shit is over you feel restored and were the legend of the party. This big shit is called a Sweaty Emma

Fuck I feel so destroyed from last night, I can never survive this night, I need a Sweaty Emma.

by Thibi16 October 8, 2019