Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017

Sweaty Bevis

What happens when you complete a workout on Apple Watch when walking to the car.

I was walking to my car and achieved a Sweaty Bevis

by Yodelayhoo November 17, 2018

Sweaty Hitler

Sticking your forefinger up your ass after working all day and wiping it under someone's nose on their upper lip.

"Foreman"
Dallas I warned you if you didn't have a new car on Monday after all the headaches you would receive a sweaty

Hitler.

"Dallas" I now have a skidmark on my upper lip after getting a sweaty Hitler from my foreman.

by Foreman punishment September 3, 2017

sweaty gouch

The sweaty area region between the golden jewels and the poo shoot

I have a sweaty gouch

by Bum 1234 January 14, 2017

Sweaty Subi

Sweaty Subi is a person who has a whole story series about her life being a sweaty subi.

Sweaty subi gets a new life

by SpagAnesess March 19, 2019

Sweaty Texan

When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands

I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan

by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 30, 2022

Sweaty Jimmy

A sweaty Jimmy is when you have a fever or when youre really warm and your dick is long, sweaty and red ish.

For example:↓↓↓

1) "i had a 40° fever yesterday and tried to jack off with a sweaty Jimmy but wasn't easy."
2) "its so hot imma get a sweaty Jimmy".

by Pickle chin ah boi April 15, 2019