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Stealing

Fred: I'm gonna kill Dean! He stole my freaking pencil!
George: You're gonna kill him for stealing a pencil? Isn't that a bit... over the top?
Fred: It was a mechanical pencil...
George: Go for it!
by Joshdadestroyer February 21, 2018
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stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.
Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.
by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018
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stealing your man

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Sweeling

That "sweaty" "feeling" you get, generally on your hands, ass crack, or under your tittie/man boobs.
Man this Florida heat has my ass sweeling!
Jessica's nasty vagina sure is sweeling in this summer heat.
I sure hope Bart washes his sweeling balls before Casey licks them tonight, or they might taste like Fritos.
by C. NY April 22, 2019
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stealing a base

When you take the next step(base) in a relationship without consent.
Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
by Snaccson September 28, 2019
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Sweating-a-dick

When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.
Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??

Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.
by Jack de wack October 14, 2019
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stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !
Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !
by Uncle Striker December 3, 2019
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