Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow
by Jared Levin January 8, 2006
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Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.
by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
Get the The Randy Quaid Suprise mug.A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.
Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.
by Frankiez October 1, 2006
Get the cocktober surprise mug.When you are fucking your girl, and you stick your fingure in her butt hole to perk her up. Then take you other hand and stick it in her mouth just like you caught a giant marlin. Once your finger is in her mouth your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture, of your giant catch.
Danny: dude you will never guess what i did to monique.
Stan: Aww man what could do to that whale?
Danny: I gave her a surprise marlin, Big Tom took the pic.
Stan: Dude that is sick i wish i could do that.
Danny: in time you will, in time you will...
Stan: Aww man what could do to that whale?
Danny: I gave her a surprise marlin, Big Tom took the pic.
Stan: Dude that is sick i wish i could do that.
Danny: in time you will, in time you will...
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1:Man I got so much Chem work, no way I'll finish it all.
2:Yeah I do too, but I'm playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if I don't win though, well I screwed for the test.
1: That's risky man, very risky.
2:Yeah I do too, but I'm playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if I don't win though, well I screwed for the test.
1: That's risky man, very risky.
by DasBoot,DasBoot January 24, 2013
Get the Surprise Holiday Roulette mug.1. When a guy cums in your mouth and it tastes surprisingly like pickle juice.
2. When you reach into a bag of food and find a juicy surprise pickle at the bottom.
2. When you reach into a bag of food and find a juicy surprise pickle at the bottom.
1. "I was craving something salty so I let Bob give me a surprise pickle to satisfy my craving"
2. "I can't believe that restaurant didn't surprise pickle me. I'm never going back!"
2. "I can't believe that restaurant didn't surprise pickle me. I'm never going back!"
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