Submariner's Wank

Wanking after lying on your hand until it's numb so that it feels like someone else is doing it.

Wow. I sure made that submariner's wank better by painting my fingernails first!

by MuffSubmarine September 1, 2009

submaimed

The act of giving a user of Enemydown (or any forum) a subname which maims their character on the service

user: brock
subname: need clean underware

user: Rimmer
subname: Shaky Aim

user: Skel™
subname: Geek

by Ðiego, esq May 3, 2005

Submarining

Stealthily surfing the internet at work. Screens are switched quickly when someone walks by your desk so they don’t see you surfing the internet, when you should be working. ‘Surfing' is on top of water but you had to go underwater when someone came by...Submaringing.

Lisa from HR walked by my desk, so I went into stealth mode and was Submarining the internet.

by Puma Lisa and Whittakered March 26, 2010

Submarines

Big ass breasts.

"wow glenn, look at her submarines!"

by adsytank October 1, 2009

ancient submariner

an·cient sub·ma·rin·er - verb

When having sexual relations (doggy style) with a partner, the top pulls out just prior to ejaculation and throws a bowl of (white) clam chowder into the bottoms face.

After that bitched mouthed off all night I dropped an ancient submariner on her ass in bed.

by Akeah December 14, 2008

submarining

your in a nighlub and youve run outta money, whats the last option, go round submariing other people half finished drinks!

c'mon on got any dosh, better go submarining now?

by digital tench July 5, 2009

Submariner

An almost forgotten superhero from the Marvel Universe, Lord Namor of Atlantis protects his undersea kingdom with a ferocity equalled only by the Incredible Hulk. At first hating humans, he now has a rather grudging respect for them.

Submariner tied up a tentacle of the giant octopus that attacked him!

by pentozali September 14, 2012