stachubahn

(German) A piece of shit car. Or in the car industry, what we call a piece of shit car salesman.

Wil & Alex you stachubahn ass fools. Get like P.

by LaPlace November 28, 2007

Soch Magon

Shes a disgusting green piece of swine, with one cyclopes eye and a twelve inch penis which she swings like a cobra and conquers men, women and children all ages (but only if they are called Connor)

Her boyfriend is so drunk right now.... poor soch magon

by GAYBAKE July 19, 2009

stacheffect

The condition of being unmanageably sexual attractive based on the follicular condition of your upper lip.

Dude, that girl started speaking to you in Spanish thinking you were an exotic Guatemalan -- what a stacheffect!

by cashmiri November 13, 2009

shocheed

A way of describing something as being ultra retarded.

Dude, that game was so shocheed.

by Dr Hax March 9, 2010

stachery

To join in arms with a fellow moustacher in moustachery.

I choose you Cody Horton because we have the bond of stachery.

by pcolanate October 7, 2011

stache-along

an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.

Dude did you see that girl's mustache? Yeah I'd like to take a stache-along on her face.

by stache-along fan August 28, 2012

Stache-conscious

When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.

"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."

"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."

by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012