Graha Steak

Thick sliced slab of meat usually found in the reduced price section of your local food lion. Marinated in a plastic bag prior to being seared to perfection, during a back porch sesh. Goes great with Cheese Croissant, Mashed Potatoes and a Capri Sun.

Stop by the frat house later for some Graha Steaks.
Thanks man, Can I bring anything?
Ya, pick us up some Cheese Croissants.

by K-Furt December 10, 2010

Steak burrito

When you become completely wrapped up under your covers all snug like a burrito, and you being the steak.

I'm sleepy, I'm going to go become a steak burrito.

by pandalovingtacoeater July 17, 2016

Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.

David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"

by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018

Steak face

That face you make when the bass is Just. That. Good.

Ah mate, have you seen Ruth's steak face when she listens to Thundercat?

by RutiePatootie January 29, 2021

Wrinkled Steak

Chitterlings, Chitlins.

I had wrinkled steak for breakfast.

by Basic Brother January 1, 2022

Steak and Lobster

Steak and Lobster is a primarily Navy colloquial term often used if a member of the crew takes their own life. It may also be used in any other situation where something severe has happened that may drastically lower crew morale.

Sailor 1: "Do you know why we're having steak and lobster tonight?"
Sailor 2:"Yeah, our deployment got extended for a month.

by The great panzer of the lake August 12, 2022

Steak Fucker

Someone who literally fucks steak.

Used as a form of masturbation.

Someone cuts a hole in a steak and proceeds to insert their genitalia.

“Hey, you look like a steak fucker...”

“My Dad is a steak fucker...”

by NotRebecca December 26, 2018