Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

Stanley Tootski

A small amount or bump of cocaine.

Hey you want to do a line? Actually, I wouldn't mind doing a little Stanley Tootski.

by Stackroast June 15, 2023

Stanley

Stanley is so hot year 7 HDHS

Stanley

by Husband long of October 5, 2022

Stanley

Stanley is one of the most caring and respectful people you will ever meet. He is tall and has dark hair. He loves his family and would do everything to protect them. He is selfless and love to play the guitar. He has a creative side but keeps it hidden with his busy schedule. If you ever meet a Stanley be sure to become friends he is the life of the party in the best way, and if you ever get the chance to date him don’t let him go! He is unique and special in so many ways!

Are you friends with Stanley?

Yeah! He’s the coolest!

by Peace Lilly November 22, 2021

Stanley Kids

defined as Kids from Stanley district in Hong Kong, Shit kids from a shit hole suck your mum, dressed in a white T, white forces, black BAPE shorts with a sling bag on, bowl cut talkin bout "where the hoes at" when its a Wednesday night and they are in lanks underaged tryna leech off of some grooming geeza with a table in TAZ, DI or China bar, dad makes 500,000USD per year minimum, mother is an active member of DB mums Facebook group, talks about being a trapper or really in these streets when the last time they got in a fight they ran away or called triads after getting slapped. Island kids in general pipe down

"look at those stanley kids, jumping the binman"

by BBCHK January 19, 2022

Stanley the sock

when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.

Example: you act like you were Stanley the sock

by Giana hecklebeck March 1, 2020