a greeting for close friends, like safe but make hand into a side on thumbs up (with thumb to the left) with right hand, then both twist clockwise simultaneously with friend to create thumbs up and say "happy safe" instead of "safe"
"happy safe meg"
"happy safe"
*create happy safe motion*
if your happy safe is rejected you must turn your thumbs up into a thumbs down
"happy safe"
*create happy safe motion*
if your happy safe is rejected you must turn your thumbs up into a thumbs down
by Louiseoxford January 1, 2009
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An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.
by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003
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Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.
Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.
Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
by ma0sm May 26, 2009
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Husband walking out of the bathroom:
Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"
Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"
Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010
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Get the Safedi mug.This is a confused attempt to combine the word 'safe' with the phrase 'nice one'. Usually blurted out in pressure situations in the company of intimidating individuals.
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