spanks

What naughty girls give instead of kisses.

by urban pervert March 15, 2003

spunk

danish pastilles that have been produced for over 30 years. As salt liquorice in a black box and winegums in a green box.

Mmmm Spunk is my favorite candy!

by MissDK March 28, 2009

spunk farter

1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.

2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.

3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.

1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?

Lover 2: Yes.

2) As above

3) Shut up spunk farter.

by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006

Spunk

A person who is good looking or cute.

That guy/girl is a real spunk.

by RobboFett September 19, 2005

Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"

Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!

by criestinaa January 30, 2009

Spunk Bed

When you bust a huge load of spunk in your roomates bottom bunk bed and it sticks to the bottom of the top bed. You do this right before your roommate goes to bed so the spunk drips down on him as he sleeps.

Dude, Ed got wasted and just passed out in the spunk bed!

by Zig August 29, 2005

spunk weasel

somebody who sucks so much at stuff.

"I just failed to put in a definion for spunk weasel cos I spelt it spunk weisel." "That is cos you are a spunk weasel at spelling."

by Daniel Baker December 13, 2008