sputch

sputch: adj. to throw up in/on someones vagina whilst masterbating.

Boy X : Aww man I was so drunk last night, I the girl I took home ended up with a sputch.
Boy Y : Omg I can't believe u sputched that chick, she'll be fishing chunks out for days.

Girl A : If I had to be a lesbian I'd totally sputch everytime.
Girl B : Let's lez out then, I love hot puke on my cunny!

by gommeroids August 22, 2011

skunch

A stupid skank cunt bitch.

*add "o" at the end, and it means a stupid skank cunt bitch-ho*

Skunch-
ex#1: The bitch who slept with your man.

ex#2: Paris Hilton.
Enough said.

by And~Proud~Of~It July 23, 2012

smunch my smunchie

The female equivalent of "suck my dick". "Smunch my smunchie" basically means to lick my pussy but can be used as frequently and randomly as suck my dick. use it as an insult or as just something to say!

Male: "suck my dick!"
female: "oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!"

female: "hey bitch, smunch my smunchie!"

*some dumb bitch asks a question with an obvious answer*
in response: "smunch my smunchie bitch."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

Squnchy

adjective meaning squishy and rotten, generally with a great deal of stink.

Damn, I stepped on a sandwich that's been on the hot sidewalk since last week...so squnchy! Now my shoes reek like rotten mayo, sour cheese and decompsing ham.

by katD December 15, 2012

slunchy

The most insulting term of 2013. This word stems from the term slunch which is a combination of 'slut', 'c@#t', and 'bitch'. This term is quite efficient in that you can use it to insult someone quickly. Slunchy is the same thing but also combines the term 'ugly'.

eg. "yuck! That girl is fuckin Slunchy!"

"Did you see dem Slunchies last night slut droppin?"

"That prozzy on the corner is that Slunchy! "

"I hate kate the most out of everyone, I would definitely go as far as calling her Slunchy"

by bonesybones June 8, 2013

spunce

Grass of the weed variety. Usually smoked through a wine pourer.

Guy 1: "Hey Tom, got any spunce?"
Guy 2: "Nah Thomas fresh out"

*Tom leaves room*

by Spun-ss September 25, 2014

sprunch

The sound one makes when they fall from a great height, making a Splat and a Crunch sound.

Wow! When you fell from up there--you made a Splat AND a Crunch sound! A Sprunch!!!

by Moons McSparkles September 4, 2016