Spongebob hardcore

doing something really little and overreacting thinking you look really cool or "hardcore"

jon: guys! guys! guess what i just did?!

frank: what did you do jon?

jon: i used condishner befor shampoo!!!!!!!!! OMFG they are gonna kill me im so hardcore!!!

frank: no jon your spongebob hardcore

by Minson122 December 31, 2009

Spongebob Nap

So hungover that napping is hard. You can't bare to move and can only comprehend the intelligence of Spongebob Squarepants. Wumbo

"I got so drunk last night I had to take a Spongebob nap today!"

by squirrelnutz123 September 17, 2011

Spongebob Squarepants

the cutest character ever

<kids> oh spongebob is soo cute I want to marry him

<mom> hunny it's just a cartoon

by Juliet July 20, 2004

spongebob squarepants

A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)

Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick

by James Lowe September 4, 2004

spongebob squarepants

Great freaking cartoon.

Spongebob pwns joo!!

spungbob roxorz!!!1111

by Brittany, baybe June 18, 2004

spongebob squarepants

spongebob is a happy gay sponge, one of the most happyest gay sponges in the hole world, the reason he has so many holes is because he's had to much sex with dolphins.

whores are such spongebob squarepants. they both suck everything up

by youngmen March 29, 2010

Spongebob video

when a man takes copious amounts of drugs and cuts his pennis in half on video with a large knife in the video you can hear the mans penis being absolutley demolished against the wood counter

bro i just did a spongebob video

by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022