dick splash

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina

Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"

by CH256 September 12, 2014

splashback

When the crap drops from a distance great enough so that , when it comes in contact with the surface of the water in the toilet bowl the water, and whatever is in it, splashes and hits your ass, hence splashback

It sucks to have a splashback after you pee

by eye kill fish October 14, 2003

Sloshed

A terms for being very under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I was 'sloshed' that night at Bennys.

by FontE November 5, 2003

La Slosha

A woman, whose awesomeness and attractiveness, is only surpassed by her ability to consume copious quantities of vodka coke and party on ‘til daybreak.

That La Slosha, man...

by Wowsy August 9, 2011

splash pants

pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.

"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"

by lindsay_anne August 19, 2007

Cosby Kids Splasher

Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.

-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.

Denny: Ahh dammit, the Cosby Kids Splasher got me again! Sad thing is, I only brought one towel :/

Jim: That sucks dude..

by Hot Carl4229 April 4, 2009

Smash and Splash

The act of masterbating while taking a shit

Eddie was so busy @ work he had to smash and splash to relieve tension.

by ECARs 2.0 March 11, 2009