Lickety-split

As fast as possible.

Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

SplitPiss

After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...

"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."

by Fecesboy May 31, 2004

Split Mushroom

The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.

Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."
Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"
Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-
Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"
Man: "SHUT UP."

He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.

by SOONEIYT January 26, 2006

Split the pole

When you walking in a groug and one half goes to the left and one goes to the right of the pole. Conisderd bad luck.

Hey man Johnny said dont split the pole.

by Jesse v December 21, 2007

wig split

getting your skull cracked (not literaly)

i'll split ya wig, i am a wig splitta, are you tryin to get your wig split

by project pat December 28, 2007

four and a split

four and a half ounces of crack, cocaine, or heroin.
considered a comeup for the dopeman
also known as: four and a half, four and a half hard

Sean has been on top of the game ever since he got that four and a split .

by uptown5015 September 11, 2008

split whisker

female genitalia

show us ya split whisker

by hairynosedwombat April 13, 2004