Splitage

The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES

Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.

by sezmac May 3, 2010

Split Neep

A Scots term for a vagina with larger than normal outer labia. Normally found on heavier women.

Q:My god Jimmy, did you see the fanny on her.

A:Aye Tam, it looked like a split neep

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

splitting the party

verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).

Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.

Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:

Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!

by vahouzn April 13, 2014

Split Fart

A repulsive fart that spreads throughout the entire room

Ew, he just had a split fart!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Split the Casper

The act of penetrating an uncertain hole. An often risky maneuver, "Splitting the Casper" involves taking aim in the general vicinity of two known holes, where the entire area is occluded, or glazed-over, leaving neither hole fully visible. The penetrating object is then thrust at the goopy mess with the hopes of slipping comfortably into either one of two holes. Often this maneuver results in "Hitting the trailer," which is a less that desired result.

Nine guys deep in her gangbang, Michelle's nether region was a sloppy, uncertain mess, but Big Tom didn't care where he ended up so he closed his eyes and "Split the Casper." Unfortunately for Michelle, he was hitting the trailer this time.

by rickabone September 18, 2017

Slitherfuck

A thot that is two faced.

“Omg look at Alex she’s such a Slitherfuck!”

“Shut up you slitherfuck”

by Pastelbleh November 15, 2017

Splitmeat specialists

A man who is completely knowledgeable about the female vagina he knows more about than she does a splitmeat specialist is usually the man your wife is cheating on you with or your gf or side chick he can make your wife cum on command and this is why she is a addict to him

Omg Teresa I met this guy Nathan and girl he is a splitmeat specialists he made me cum all kinds of way he had a huge cock and I am gonna divorce my husband and give him all my money and he doesn’t have to do anything or work I will he just has to fuck me !!!

by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018