log splitter

Two fingers, parallel, in the butt, person poops, poo cut in half by the fingers upon exit.

My fingers turned into a log splitter when i was fingering her ass

by ladyloader July 30, 2011

Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"

by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009

Splitter

Young freshman girls that are still virgins, so small and petite, that they will split in half with sexual penetration. Tight little chicks that split open during sex.

"Hey, did you guys see that little blond freshmen chick' in the short skirt? "Yeah Bro, she's a total splitter".

by Scontfuuckmenow April 6, 2010

sprinter

A short season in Saskatchewan that happens during April. It consists of warm temperatures one week only to be followed by below zero temperatures and large amounts of blowing snow.

I can't take anymore of this Sprinter. I wish summer would arrive already.

by Macbeth42 May 3, 2005

clit splitter

the act of fucking your partner in the vagina until she gets a new hole.

i want you to clit splitter me johny!

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

leg splitter

one who is extremely vulnerable to orgasms and upon obtaining said orgasm feels a surge of energy through their legs causing them to split apart violently.

"Brennan, that girl you dated must have been a leg splitter" said John.

by Brennan & John Inc. February 15, 2009

Sprinter

Toyota AE86 - Corolla Levin & Trueno.
A well over rated RWD Toyota Corolla, made popular by the Initial D japanimation.
Powered by either a 4AC or 4AGE, in stock form they are really just a shopping trolley. Although most Initial D wannabe's claim the car is gods gift to drifting.

I am teh dorifto king in my sprintah!!!!11

by Takumi April 28, 2005