sperm jack

To commit forcible theft of sperm.

After Jane, sperm thief extraordinaire, handcuffed John to the bed she proceeded to jerk him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!

by J-Fad December 15, 2008

sperm babies

when sperm leaks out of the anus after anal sex.

"dont cum in my butt i dont want any sperm babies!"

by mackbergs February 7, 2006

waste of sperm

A term used as a negative connotation for a baby.

What an ugly waste of sperm.

by bigandjolly October 8, 2006

Sperm surfers

Sandals you wear in the shower

nice sperm surfers, dude

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

bubblin' sperm

A term from an adult parody of the Beverly Hillbillies theme.

"Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed,
He took Elie Mae and he threw her on the bed,
Down with his pants and out with his worm,
And up through her legs shot bubblin' sperm"

I gave her a facial with bubblin' sperm.

by Dread Pirate Walker December 8, 2007

sperm doner

man who does not use protection condomswhen in sexual intercourse and has had more than 2 kids

my dad is a sperm doner dis nigga got 12 kids and pay child support 4 all of them

by clement parkes March 28, 2008

sperm-roulette

When 8-12 guys cum into a mug. You stir the cum with a large kitchen spoon into a thick milky consistency. Then find a funnel-like object and insert the smaller end into a passed out, drunk female's genitalia. Slowly pour the blended substance into the large end of the funnel and place your bets on the poor bastard that gets her preggo. That is how you sperm-roulette a girl.

Dude remember the party last weekend when we had a great game of sperm-roulette!?

by LittleOldMan_69 November 7, 2013