spatchy

Interesting, whereby people in old, patched up clothes look interesting because the patches add color. Usually used in conjunction with clothes, but can apply to almost anything.

"Your new blazer is quite spatchy and keen, especially in this light!"

by Noise Tank January 2, 2005

spatch

the female equivalent of a tool. Derives from the word spatula. A guy who is a jerk is called a tool or a toolbag. A girl who is acting the same way is a female tool, or a spatch.

"Did you just hear her talking about Deanne?"
"Yeah, dude, she's such a spatch!"

by CrabApples444 December 14, 2011

spatman

superman and batman combined

Hey look its spatman!!!!

by Sir Dave June 7, 2003

Spatch

Generally a cool person with a Tattoo on his leg of a Spatula

"Hey nice Spatch tat"

by Chris Spatula August 11, 2009

Spatchcock

The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.

Shit son, I done did get Spatchcocked

by Clangers January 19, 2010

spatula attack

When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.

Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"
Insertation: Schlurp
You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"
Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"

by JJ to the max March 10, 2008

Dirty Spatula

A "dirty spatula" is when a guy has junk shat upon, and then stomped upon with platform shoes.

It may not be the most profoundly disturbing or even most potentially damaging sexual act ever conceived, but I would not care to be on the receiving end of a "dirty spatula", if you know what I mean.

by Mattzog and Kilna January 12, 2009