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Spanish furnace

You and your buddies go and eat a shit ton of Spanish food then proceed to fart in eachothers mouths and ignite the flatulance
Jordan gives the best Spanish furnace’s ,dev now has 2nd degree burns on his lips and alex has no eyebrows
by Alexandevo July 3, 2018
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Spanish Sauna

Passing gas farting in an enclosed space in another room and tricking individuals in to said space to smell the aroma. Dutch Oven
I walked right in to his Spanish Sauna.
by M. Frey January 18, 2019
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Spanish Clam

A delicious entanglement of beautiful women, usually engaged in sexual acts involving bodily fluids.
I opened the restroom door in first class to check in on my girlfriend and found her in a Spanish Clam with three flight attendants and a shihtzu.
by Clam Caravan June 1, 2018
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Spanish cabbage

Laura, will you please pass the Spanish cabbage
by Lezzie Kush November 18, 2019
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Spanish fruitcake

"wow he is such a Spanish fruitcake."
by SatansDucky December 15, 2017
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Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers!
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
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spanish banjo

when you put a spoon up your sister's ass and play wildstar
MMO's are getting too easy now, I'm going to have to get a spanish banjo to spice things up
by fluffywuffy February 27, 2017
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