bumble spanish

When someone from upstate New York tries and speak Spanish but fails and ends up sounding like courage the cowardly dog.

“Hey bumble Spanish! Pass the salt!

by Ricky Bobby hoe January 8, 2020

Spanish Whore

Someone who is obsessed with Spanish culture and generally positive about any situation.

Can also be used as a very caring person you love very very much.

Valentin Kozarev, you're such a Spanish Whore.

by Jackie.bambi March 18, 2020

Spanish hoes

Will cook food for you
Will speak Spanish during intercourse
Gives good neck

Spanish hoes last night was suckin’ it clean off yo’

by Minute-man May 24, 2020

Spanish Tanner

When you bust a nut

“Yeah he was just sitting there and pulled a Spanish Tanner”

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Spanish plunge

When you cum in her mouth a little bit and then keep fucking it, not letting her swallow

Her throat was getting a little dry so I gave her the ol' Spanish plunge

by NotAGinger50 September 14, 2020

Spanish Pence

horny science-denying closet-case who attracts flies

Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.

I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers!

by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017