somfg

A way of saying Sorry whilst saying Oh My Fucking God (omfg) SorryOhMyFuckingGod. Can also be said using somg (SorryOhMyGod) (omg)

Sue: I Can't afford anything. I cant go to the gym to loose weight, I cnt afford food. My family is skint!
Lisa: Oh really?..
Sue: Yes really. Dont skit!
Lisa: somfg <33

by Stellur February 29, 2008

Sómblico

-adj.

Word used in Ugiland wich means 'symbolic'.

It is said that this word appeared by mistake, but nowadays people use it in almost every conversation.

Jujo is a very sómblico word.

by Ninodoro February 5, 2010

Somblivity

Som-bliv-ity
the feeling of being sorry that someone you like is in pain, and wanting to help if it is possible.

origin:
where- Colorado
when- July Seventh 2013
how- a text conversation
why- after mutually-agreeing that a term was needed to express the above sentiment

i had an overwhelming feeling of somblivity

i just heard about your back pain, i Somblivise

i am Somblivy about your back

by genii August 10, 2013

Somoltrafied

Burnt up or dissed hard. Put down harshly.

She pooped her pants at school and her social life was somoltrafied.

by snife83 June 11, 2014

somf

A particularly hot female

Dude, that girl is a total somf

by TheLewds August 13, 2015

Soflnator

A Person who smokes weed without her real friends... she betrays you whenever she can....

Soflnator smoked weed without me

by BossBallerMann January 1, 2017

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017