fat snowflake

Principled diagnosis of Trump stupidity

Just accept the fact that Trump is president, stop being such a fat snowflake.

by Janberry July 25, 2018

Special Snowflake

Someone who is special and unique . In a good way.

"You're such a special snowflake!"

by Leida Natalia May 12, 2019

Snowflaking a bitch

To be cold or mean to someone

Friend: you still friends with your ex?

Me: Nah I'm snowflaking a bitch

by Tom Nasty June 2, 2016

snowflake melter

A man who eats dried cum off his boyfriends ass. And enjoys when it melts in his mouth.

Donald is the Aplha in that relationship. Eugene is the snowflake melter.

by Alhadawg April 19, 2018

Special Snowflake

A term used by people to describe kids who aren’t disabled but act like it.

Look at Josh over there, he’s a bit of a special snowflake.

by 🔲🔲🔲🔲 April 5, 2019

oklahoma city snowflake

The act of taking an old cum rag and shaking all the dried up, flaky cum onto a piece of paper. The paper is then folded in half and used to funnel the cum flakes ("snow" flakes) into someone's mouth.

I was going to throw out the sock I've kept under my mattress for the last year, but before I did I gave my girl The Oklahoma City Snowflake. She loved it!

by AttackOfTheYeast February 22, 2017

slowflake

A typical "true believer" supporter in Donald Trump. Difficulty grasping basic political mechanisms; mistakes anger for "passion" and opinions for "facts"; conflates economics with employment; experiences acute denial or child-like rage at the mere mention that humanity is negatively affecting the environment; mostly though, confuses their own racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, love of war/guns, and tiny (or impotent) penises with "patriotism."

(Bonus slowflake points for panicked "lock her up" responses to legitimate criticisms of the Trump administration's bone-headed policies or actions.)

Person 1: "Someone should tell Mark that he'll never get laid. Women see right through him, and no matter how much hand-over-fist Extenz he pounds, an asshole's still an asshole."

Person 2: "Poor little slowflake."

by Ghosted Mozart October 13, 2018