Erwin Smith

A classically handsome man with stamina, courage, passion, and known to have the largest possible form of the male genitalia. He is also typically a bisexual king.

Oh wow. Look at Erwin Smith. I just know he has the biggest pp.

by Moon godess April 10, 2022

Cory Michael Smith

A literal angel sent down to earth who the human race does not deserve to be graced with the present that is him. He is the most gorgeous creature to ever breathe the same air as you and you should be counting your blessings every night. He’s also incredibly talented as a diverse actor who does a magnificent job as portraying the riddler on the show Gotham.

Cory Michael Smith is perfect point blank periodt

by Sisterswag June 11, 2019

Daniel Drake Smith

Daniel Drake Smith is the type of person to be rubbing all up on your grandmas leg.

“I saw Daniel Drake Smith grinding on my grandma the other night. She liked it apparently.”

by Fat Mana May 4, 2022

let's become Mr and Mrs Smith

To hook up with someone in order to become their lover, fuckfriend, hexventure buddy and partner in crime, combined.

My phrase let's become Mr and Mrs Smith parodies the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie movie of the same name.

by Sexydimma March 3, 2015

hylton-smith fakeup

To get a girl in the mood and totally gagging for it. Then, when the time is right, go in for the kiss, but at the last minute, say "I will never ever ever sleep with you in my entire life" and headbutt her in the face. Walk away laughing.

I was worried Christine was getting the wrong idea, so I performed a textbook hylton-smith fakeup to make my feelings clear.

by Filth Wizard December 15, 2008

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

by -\_/- December 28, 2005