A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.
Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.
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An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.
An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.
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"Wow, Eddie just smashed the shit our of our toilet bowl. He must hate our toilet as much as he hates people. He's clearly a no-good bowl smasher."
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