Shlong Smoker

Any male that put another males shlong into his mouth or just a jackass.

SHLONG SMOKER: Hi fellas
FRIEND: ur such a shlong smoker dude

by Stu Brooks December 8, 2004

dildo smoker

A gay murderer known for wearing a hockey mask and a blue hoodie

Here comes dildo smoker delirious to fuck some shit up

by Shur'tugral May 27, 2016

Salad Smoker

a school shooter that kills all the disabled kids in a special needs schools

‘did you hear about that Salad Smoker that shot up at that retard school? It was wheely bad...’

by retarded salad February 11, 2021

Cart Smoker

A person who has only ever gotten high of a cart/THC juice

"If you didn't first get high out of a apple or a bottle or some shit, and you use carts, YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING STONER, Goodbye!" - any non - cart smoker

by Phinn_ May 8, 2021

camel smoker

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.

David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed

ted: jeff looks like a crayon smoker

by according to all known laws February 27, 2021

Jaxon smoker

Where you scrunch your face and shape your mouth as an O while exhaling any form of smoke

1. Pull a jaxon smoker

by Jaxon smoker December 9, 2019