Celebrity Shift

suh-leb-ri-tee shift

Working a shift in a position you've held before, after you've moved on to bigger and better things.

John came back from NY this week and wanted to show these hillbillies how to tend bar, so the manager gave him the celebrity shift.

by Mitchell Iz July 29, 2016

right shift

the right shift button is probably one of the least used buttons on the keyboard, people usually use the left shift cuz its easier to access.

Friend: Am I the only person who actually uses the right shift?

Me: of course you are.

by ThunderTheFurry November 24, 2020

Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers

US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?

by SMCLG September 22, 2022

The Silverware Shift

The undetermined point in time at which a roommate will finally wash the dishes he/she has used when and if there are no clean dishes left to be used or no clean dishes left that he/she requires.

Roommate 1: "When is he going to do the dishes?"
Me: "Oh, when he hits The Silverware Shift."

by KMeyers September 27, 2012

`~!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=backspacetabQqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{[}]|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'entershiftZzXcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/shiftctrlaltspacealtctrl

The final boss of typing things when you're bored. This combination works on an HP chromebook, where you type everything, in order, including the names of certain keys. You also type everything with shift. The only thing you didn't do was put in symbols that the name of isn't completely obvious.

Mike: I got bored in class so I typed `~!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=backspacetabQqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'entershiftZzXcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/shiftctrlaltspacealtctrl
Kyle: ...what?

by __Unholy__ February 26, 2021

smft

Stands for so much for that.

Me: Spose you love Bob! *poke*
Artemis: Ewwwwww, no!
Me: So much for that!

by SugarSpider September 5, 2005

P-Shift

The abbreviation of Physical Shift.

In theory, a P-Shift would include any physical change from a therian to that of their phenotype, or animal.
However, as there are no documented cases of people physically becoming animals, P-Shifts are fantasy and nothing more.

See also: M-Shift, Astral Shift, and Phantom Limbs.

She claims to P-Shift? Pfft, just ignore her.

by Winter Paws January 19, 2007