smartnugget

another form of smartass, used on people who actually is smart, but did/are doing something stupid.

*someone smart does something stupid*
Me: that's wrong smartnugget.

by NuggetMacSmart August 20, 2014

Smorting

To eat in a sexual manner

I think she likes smorting Cucumbers.

by Jobrina May 18, 2015

Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015

starting pistol

The thing that noobs aren't good enough to use and what makes people rage

Fuck my life that starting pistol

by Nzgamimg123 November 14, 2016

Smartical

Adj- a word use to give an intellectual compliment to one or many groups of people or things.

Kevin is a real Smartical person when it come to giving facts to the children.

by Bert and Ernie January 11, 2017

Starting

When a girl gets her first period OR getting your period at any time.

Lilly is just starting, she’s becoming a woman now.

by SpinningOwl October 12, 2017

smarticles

(noun) A smart cell you create in your brain when you drink Smart Water.

Dude! Bill Nye has so many smarticles.

by jacksbee November 8, 2017