Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
by Ophite1 June 7, 2004
Get the I know you are, you said you are, so what am I? mug.by jabooba April 3, 2009
Get the smads mug.The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.
*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*
Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."
Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"
Friend 1: "Ick!"
Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."
Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"
Friend 1: "Ick!"
by Ecclese September 11, 2011
Get the Said the alter boy to the priest mug.A funny way to liven up a conversation. Used as a way to make fun of something that can be also transcribed as sexual innuendo.
Trivia:
Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrel, is famous for saying this in the show "The Office".
"Wayne's World" was the first film to popularize the term.
Trivia:
Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrel, is famous for saying this in the show "The Office".
"Wayne's World" was the first film to popularize the term.
When giving golfing advice:
"On the down stroke, squeeze really hard."
Reply "That's what she said!"
When someone dose not understand something:
"Come again?"
Reply "That's what she said!"
During a test:
"Wow, this is hard!"
Reply "That's what she said!"
"On the down stroke, squeeze really hard."
Reply "That's what she said!"
When someone dose not understand something:
"Come again?"
Reply "That's what she said!"
During a test:
"Wow, this is hard!"
Reply "That's what she said!"
by baddog19 January 23, 2010
Get the That's What She Said mug.Referring to any of Newton's three main laws of physics.
-An object in motion/not in motion will stay that way unless acted on by an outside force (also known as inertia).
-The force of an object is equal its mass times its acceleration (also known as F=MA)
- When one mass exerts a force on another mass, the other mass exerts a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction (also known as the Action/Reaction law)
-An object in motion/not in motion will stay that way unless acted on by an outside force (also known as inertia).
-The force of an object is equal its mass times its acceleration (also known as F=MA)
- When one mass exerts a force on another mass, the other mass exerts a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction (also known as the Action/Reaction law)
Dude 1: You gotta understand dude, what goes up must come down.
Dude 2: That's what she said.
Dude 3: No, That's what Newton said
Dudes: TWNS!!!
Dude 2: That's what she said.
Dude 3: No, That's what Newton said
Dudes: TWNS!!!
by miketionary April 6, 2010
Get the That's what Newton said mug.Student 1- Did you do your homework?
Student 2- No, it was too hard and long
Student 1- that's what she said!
Student 2- No, it was too hard and long
Student 1- that's what she said!
by Jesushatesyourmom May 24, 2009
Get the that's what she said mug.The Muslim variation of the phrase "that's what she said". It is used as a joke when someone accidently uses a sexually suggestive phrase. This is, of course, ironic, seeing as a devoted Muslim wouldn't use a phrase like "that's what shi'i said" anyway.
Abdul: That thing is huge!
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!
Abdul: Last night was awesome.
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!
Abdul: Last night was awesome.
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!
by RammerJammer95 May 2, 2010
Get the That's what Shi'i said mug.