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Kernel Sanders

The act of placing a KFC bucket on your head and screaming I have the power then picking up a kernel of corn and taping it to your penis and wanking with sandpaper until no corn is left and if you ejaculate before it's gone you must dip it in your semen and eat it
by Geoffry Gomul June 28, 2013
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colonel sanders

Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"
by mep June 10, 2004
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dirty sanders

Like it's famous cousin the "dirty Sanchez", which involves the act of smearing fecal residue obtained from a partners anal cavity, during anal sex acts under the said partners nose with ones finger.
The "Dirty Sanders" involves Smearing a partners fecal reside, using ones whole hand over the mouth area to give the appearance of a goatee beard. Not dissimilar to the one sported by the famous poultry chef extraordinaire Col. Harland Sanders, of Kentucky Fried Chicken Fame. after the act of anal fisting.
"She took it all in the backdoor, then I Kentucky Fried her with a Goatee Dirty Sanders style."
by Squidgeon September 10, 2007
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Kokichi Slander Week

Starting on April 12th and ending on April 19th is Kokichi Slander Week. (A.K.A KSW)
On KSW Week we all must post hate videos about Kokichi daily. On KSW Week we must make hate videos on the ship ‘Saiouma’ which is the ship between Shuichi and Kokichi. This ship is unacceptable and falls into the one-sided category.
by Miuism Leader April 11, 2021
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lols and slander

Based off of the phrase lies and slander. Used when someone jokingly says something mean/untrue about you.

Coined by Samantha M. Falcon in late 2008 at Santana High School.
Jeni: You're my best friend Sam, even though I know you burn down orphanages and eat panda bear steak.

Me: lols and slander!
by SFalconPunch January 26, 2009
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dirty shanders

The act of stealing your neighbors feces without them knowing and spreading the remains onto their breakfast pancakes.
Hey Mikey! you love eating Dirty Shanders, don't you?
by fecalmastah May 24, 2006
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slanderous j

Slanderous J. a drug? Nope, but its got a pretty good name for one
really its just jolly ranchers and people use the name to scare there friends into thinking the are stoners...
"hey lets go get hooked up with some slanderous J."
"What? is that the new name for crack?"
"nope, just jolly ranchers"!
by guy named matt May 17, 2006
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