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The act of placing a KFC bucket on your head and screaming I have the power then picking up a kernel of corn and taping it to your penis and wanking with sandpaper until no corn is left and if you ejaculate before it's gone you must dip it in your semen and eat it
Omg Kernel Sanders are amazing
by Geoffry Gomul June 25, 2013
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