Skankee Sheets

The term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. Generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up.

Lesbian 1: So I took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken sex!

Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over.

Skankee Sheets by IndieGal03 October 27, 2011

skype skeet 

Busting a nut at your webcam with the goal of making it seem like you are trying to cum on your skype partner's face.

I wanted to keep her in the habit of receiving my loads so I skype skeeted her every night while she was gone. Good thing it wasn't my computer.

skype skeet by 1129 October 24, 2011

Sweet Skeet 

The Sweet version of a man's typically Salty Skeet. This happens with serious repetition of drinking Pineapple juice.

Girl to Friend : Salley, last night when those 5 guys were simultaneously Cumming on my face, 1 of them must be a fan of pineapple juice. He sure had some "Sweet Skeet"

Sweet Skeet by Jonny AK January 22, 2016

oh skeet 

What someone says when something goes wrong, or something unexpected happens. Can also be used after someone gets roasted.

Matt - "Jenny said she wanted it last night"
Jeff- "Nah bro I saw her with Arthur"
Matt- "Oh skeet"

oh skeet by Hello12345678987654321 October 8, 2017

Bone Afta Skeet 

When you and your partner are ravenous for intercourse again after ejaculation.

"And when we were done, I said, 'You still hungry? Cause we bout to Bone afta skeet, bitch.'"

"Ready for seconds? Or as the French say, 'Bone afta skeet, baby'."

Bone Afta Skeet by lordkarebear April 22, 2019

Dancing in the sheets

Sex. What else would it be you fucking moron?

Guy 1:How was last night?
Guy 2:Let's just say, me and my girlfriend did some dancing in the sheets

Dancing in the sheets by IronicNoose47 January 14, 2021

skeet wheats 

when a pimp playa pulls back out of his bitch and angles his dangle towards the bowl of mini wheats, successfully frosting those mother fuckers

I'm gonna frost yo mini wheats with my skeet and give you a bowl of skeet wheats.

skeet wheats by Esmeralda Jones April 25, 2007