Sir Chodeington

A name to describe someone who posesses a chode. (penis wider than it is long)

Frequently used to "ripp the piss" out of friends.

Or just if you don't like someone..

Sarah: Hey Sir Chodeington whip out your chode so we can laugh...

Sam aka Sir Chodeington : Stop that hurts my feelings I'm emotional.

by samisachode May 15, 2010

Sir Piggymon

A fucking pig that fucking hates other pigs and encourages them to DIE.

Sir Piggymon ate a pig yesterday!

by Sir Piggymon January 6, 2014

sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

Sir William

1.A person of very high class and maintnence.
2.A person who is snobby.

1.That guy is really Sir William. Have you seen his Lamborghini?
2.He's so Sir William he turns his nose to everyone.

by Kaiine Joshua Sims January 1, 2008

The Sir Lancelot

The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise

You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.

by E-Dagget February 6, 2007

Sir Noncealot

An elision of 'nonce' and Sir Lancelot, a Sir Noncealot is a prize pillock or douchebag.

So you're taking advice from Sir Noncealot now are you or did you think nicking that motor was a good idea?

by Shuaman June 1, 2020

sir funk

King of any of the following, Stank, Rotten, Foul smelling, Bad Coordination, Bad jokes, Bad taste (humor or anything else).

You are the sir funk of garbage.

by An undevoted Follower June 11, 2006