Simmer

The combination of a simp and a boomer, usually used to describe a teacher who gives bad grades depending on someones artistic skills and not they're research skills.

Random Guy: "Hey our English teacher is such a simmer"
Random Guy's Friend: "I know right they're so annoying, I will never get a good grade in the class."

by fistopayrespects December 8, 2020

Semper Fidelis

Something said when something really exciting or cool happens.

Hey Slap Nuts! I just robbed a prostitute!

That's Semper Fidelis

by Tinkle Toys April 20, 2010

simplerfull

SIMPLe & powERFULL. Something that is both amazingly simple and incredibly powerfull.

Google has to be the most simplerfull search engine ever.

by Ale Muñoz May 15, 2005

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

Sic semper tyrannis

Uttered by Lucius Brutus when he led the revolt to overthrow Rome’s monarchy and institute the republic. Not with Julius Caesar, that was a different Brutus. It is said to signify an abuse of power and the need to kill tyrants and overthrow

Lucius Brutus: This king raped a woman and got away. This is a clear abuse of power and must be corrected! Sic semper tyrannis!

by Always the right answer August 1, 2019

Simpress

A woman who doesn't deserve it, but is idolized by a man, or simp.

Person 1: Jim is such a simp!
Person 2: And everyone knows Sarah is his simpress.

by Jelly Fusion March 14, 2020

Semper Fi

Motto of the US Marines. It means "Kill them all and let God sort them out."

Just semper fi these niggers. We're late for the Klan meeting.

by MarinesGangRapedMe November 29, 2020