Two amazingly hot and intelligent girls. They appear like innocent angels and you would never expect them to swear or drink, but get to know them and you will be shocked to find out just how dirty a sense of humor they process and how experienced they are.
Guy: wow, those girl is such sweethearts!
Person who knows them: fs, "Synnøve and Simone" are nothing like that!
Person who knows them: fs, "Synnøve and Simone" are nothing like that!
by Sissy... March 20, 2013
Get the Synnøve and Simone mug.Used to describe extremely short and white individuals, characterised by an unexplanable sexual attraction to horny old caucasian men.Typically, a "simchun", also known as a "horny smurf", acts very queer and homosexual and speaks very weirdly under stress,but under this veneer lies a typically pre-pubescent young man with raging hormones wanting to put his typically bald phallus up various female's buttocks.
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a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
by Watho July 8, 2011
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hey look its simon
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Get the simon mug.A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
Get the Simon Cowell mug.verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your bounce on a trampoline so that your friend or enemy's knees buckle and fall. The term originates from that weird midget character named simon birch in the 1998 movie of the same title.
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