shmittle

the product of an animal three-way. more specifically, a trifecta of cuteness.

guy 1:"holy shit that is the cutest thing I've ever....." *dies from a-cute shock*

guy 2:"shoulda never looked at the shmittle"

by pseudonymeesha August 22, 2011

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samita

Someone who loves asim

That girl is just another samita

by Deathadder February 11, 2020

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similee

The baddie and the best to vide with also the best music and never break up with her

Similee is sooooooo pretty gorgeous and beautiful

by Similee October 28, 2020

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The rap scene located out of Simi Valley, California. It kind of sucks. The main subject matter is girls, especially ones named Zeina. “Naali keep it real” and “They Stan Mateo” on SoundCloud pioneered the genre

Did you hear Cart by They Stan Mateo? It’s a highlight of Simi Valley Rap

by hubsta May 24, 2022

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numerically similar

when numbers can not be proven the same AND can not be proven different.

*Joe is 51, Nick is 12 and Ryan is 83. - Joe, Nick and Ryan are numerically similar in age.
*Ann jogged 4 miles, Maureen biked 12 miles and Elsa swam 33.3 laps. - Lisa, Maureen and Elsa all have numerically similar distances traveled.

*Christine ate 6 pounds of dark chocolate - Joe, Nick, Ryan, Ann, Maureen, Elsa and Christine are all numerically similar in height.

by statistican funny business September 11, 2016

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