Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.
Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.
by snilly February 24, 2011
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Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it
Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!
by SomeRandomDud March 14, 2017
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When you back flip onto the woman's vagina, beat her with a frying pan, and finish it off by taping her to the bed and torching her with a flamethrower.
If you can pull of a successful Sunny Sideways, you are hereby ordained Priest of the Earth and the second coming of Jesus Christ.
by The Greener Weiner Cleaner March 20, 2018
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Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.
Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.
by MooseBalls July 2, 2021
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A euphemism for sex.
“We had this awesome sideways party in her bed, if you know what I mean 😏”
by Dxsleyia August 17, 2021
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Someone who claims to love you, but actually will always try their hardest to make things difficult, try to make you jealous, try to make you feel less than!
I’m not a sideways friend!

Oh, I’m sorry, girl you know I love you & would never “intentionally” hurt you!
by Phatgirl3374 October 22, 2018
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