Chinese Military Shovel

The one thing that puts the swiss army knife to shame.

The uber-multi-purpose tool, the Chinese military shovel!

by RummieRR June 9, 2010

Texas Steam Shovel

When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick

I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.

by Lendale April 4, 2008

Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.

"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."

by MUMB Drumline August 24, 2011

bring-a-shovel friend

A close friend whose job it is to bring a shovel if you should ever need to hide a body.

If this girl doesn't stop talking trash about me, I'll have to call my bring-a-shovel friend.

by stephy10 June 2, 2010

Yakima Snow Shovel

A bondage move where the dominatrix repeatedly hits the males testicles with a snow-shovel.

"Dude, I totally got a Yakima Snow Shovel last night and my balls still hurt."

by ZenoTheOne March 2, 2019

shove comes to shovel

"If push comes to shove" means that a slight push will escalate into a fight, then this means that you're fighting the opponents until you have to bury them. In other words, this is the next step up in escalation, often as an extreme last-resort measure.

"Hey Mark, aren't you supposed to be studying for finals instead the Saturday night happy hour?"
"Nah, it's in 2 weeks, so I'll just wing it and study at a relaxed pace."
"Bro. You DO know that it's actually next week, right?"
"Oh damn, I gotta get studying! If push comes to shove, I'll just wing it all throughout the week though."
"But Mr. Smith's test is on Monday!"
"Now it looks like the time when shove comes to shovel... I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter or two."

by edw007 June 14, 2019

Brutal Penis Shoveling

A type of scissoring that involves both a male and female while the male is still not erect.

The man was brutal penis shoveling the woman's hole.

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016