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scorpina

A female villain from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
(Lami from the japanese Zyuranger Super Sentai series).
She is a scorpion/human with a saber that
could transform into a boomerang.She also
has a scorpion-monster form.She arrives after
Rita Repulsa creates the evil Green Ranger,but leaves
when Lord Zedd appears (due to a lack of Dinosaur Task Force Zyuranger footage).Scorpina usually fought the rangers with Goldar.She returned one more time,disguised
as a normal human,in order to fight the rangers
with Goldar.
Scorpina:I'm Scorpina, and I'm your worst nightmare!

Rita Repulsa: So, do you two think I should send the Green Ranger?
Squatt: I think I don't know what I think, your Evilness!
Scorpina: No! Send me, I wanna go!
Squatt: Well, I could go with Baboo.
Scorpina: Oh, shut up!
by Zenox November 10, 2008
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Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.
Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009
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sharph

A state of inebriation in which a bowl movement occurs simultaneously while vomiting.
"dude, omg, he was so drunk, he sharphed all over the place"
by rabbit03 August 2, 2009
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sharpshitting

a sporting event which takes place after a large meal

a small group of competitors salvage a toilet, either from personal belongings or from any appliance store

the toilet is then placed in a determined location, whether it be indoors or outdoors (it is allowed to already be installed in a bathroom)

objective:

-shit to earn the most points in a single attempt with a judge panel

rules:

- the competitor may shit from any location, as long as all of the shit lands in the toilet (the inside-walls of the toilet count) (the shit does not need to hit the water, if any)
- no items may be used to aid in the acceleration of the shit, unless it is providing height alone
- tricks such as jumps or spins can add to the score of the shit, but will be scored by the judges out of 100
- height is measured in inches, and for every inch you are vertically from the toilet's mouth you receive 1 point
- distance is also measured in inches, and for every inch you are horizontally from the toilets mouth you receive 5 points
- if you choose to have the seat down, you receive an extra 50 points
- the contestants may have three attempts in a time limit of 10 minutes once the contestant's time has started, if they are able to do so
- the size of the shit grants 10 points per whole golf ball the shit is in length (diameter of one golf ball), although it must be larger than 1 golf ball in mass
- the winner is determined by the most amount of points received in one attempt
Joe: "Is Billy alright?"

Tom: "Nah, he's been crying in his room for hours."

Joe: "Why, what happened?"

Tom: "His mom beat him in sharpshitting."

Joe: "Damn, that's rough."
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sharpen the knives

It is a euphemism for two women scissoring.

Two besties would have their secret hand shake as their fore and middle fingers in a scissoring motions.
I'd really love to sharpen the knives on my girlfriend tonight.
by Sharellian August 2, 2014
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scorpion pincher

When a girl pinches a guys dick so hard cum explodes out of it.
Ya Jennifer gave me a real scorpion pincher last night
by Lockzzzzz December 16, 2016
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Sharpie Houdini

A thot that gets sharpies stuck in her vagina
Yo sharpie Houdini when is that sharpie going to reappear.
by Johnny fuck face November 25, 2017
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