Jilly Shocker

An adendum to the Jilly Job. Similar to the shocker, you would carress ones throat with the pointer and middle finger and insert the pinky into one's nostril whilst carressing/fondeling the revievers uvula.

i gave her a jilly job and then moved to a jilly shocker

by Jeff Leboitz April 29, 2011

self shocker

Accidently plunging your finger/fingers into anus,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. Usually because of inadequate wiping material. Doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.

That toiletpaper is so thin I just got a self shocker.

by Justin S February 7, 2005

Jerry Shocker

Jerry Garcia was missing his middle finger.
So two in butt one in vagina.

See Shocker...

So two in butt one in vagina.

by Dr. Krak June 10, 2006

HAWK SHOCKER

The Hawk Shocker is similar to the regular shocker, but instead of two in the pink and one in the stink it equates to one in the pink and three in the stink.

Tom: Hey Zach what's up dude? Did you hook up with that Laura chick after the party?

Zach: I sure did!!! I took her home and gave her the ole HAWK SHOCKER and now she won't stop calling me!

by JIMMY TOM March 21, 2009

big shocker

two in the blood, one in the mud

two in the prize, one in the shize

two in the cat, one in the rat

two in the gap, one in the crap

by T. March 1, 2004

the shocker

two fingers in the kitty and one in the a$$

to get girls warmed up for anal, I use the shocker

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

the shocker

The name given to a technique of female pleasuring. The man takes his hand and bends his ring finger and thumb in towards the palm so that the thumb is holding back the ring finger.

The index, middle and pinky fingers are left protruding from the hand.

The man may then use either combination of protruding fingers to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously, pumping his fingers in and out vigorously. This is known as 'giving her the shocker'.

Slang: Two in the pink, one in the stink

Two in the goo, one in the poo

1: I am going to shock that bitch so hard tonight

2: You're giving her the shocker? Wow! Two in the poo and one in the goo?

1: No. I'm going for two in the stink and one in the pink

2: Noice

by the_shocker_boy November 3, 2009