Shampyon

Australian colloquialism. This term was originally used to describe disabled persons to be winners (esp. in marathons), despite their inability to succeed due to disability.

1) To display the mental limitations of retardation and/or chromosomal defects, while not suffering any form of genetic deficiency or physical damage to the muscular-skeletal or neural systems.

a) "While trying to defend himself, Westlo instead proved himself to be an even greater shampyon than he had led people to believe."

b) "That guy running for the bus looks like a shampyon"

See also "mong"

by Terry Helain April 27, 2004

shampoozled

Owned, showed up, or beat at something. Kind of like pwn3d.

Dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled.

by Nickp274 September 26, 2006

shampoo orgy

When you run out of shampoo, and must use an assortment of free hotel-size shampoos (instead of a big glob of shampoo from a bottle).

Like a cereal orgy, but with shampoo.

I ran out of shampoo mid-shower last night, so I ran around the house, found some mini shampoos I stole from a Holiday Inn, and had a shampoo orgy.

by Graphhhhhhhh April 10, 2010

Paul Walker's Shampoo

They found Paul Walker's head and shoulders inside the dashboard!

Oh shit! That's Paul Walker's shampoo? His head and shoulders in the dashboard?

by Savageman30004728883929 October 23, 2019

shap

When you wanna tell someone off in a joking manner.

*pull up to a middle aged bystanders*
Jesse: "Excuse me do you know where I can find the nearest CIBC."
Bystander: "CIBC, I think there is one-"
Jesse: "SHAAAAAAAAP"

by Amir February 15, 2005

shampoo

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

shamped

Depends on the situation, everything is screwed up. It could be a smell, a dirty room, or anything out of the ordinary. The word (shamped), can be said in any context.

"That pork sausage shamped up my guts"
"My radio is all shamped up, it keeps skipping my favourite songs"
"what the {shamp)" said when somthing does not make sence.

by shamped king March 13, 2009